There's a blonde and she can't pay her rent.
So she thinks, "Hey, I'll go to the rich side of town and possibly find an odd job."
She finds a man pruning his rose bushes. She asks,"Sir, is there possibly an odd job I can help you with?" He replies,"Sure, I was just going to paint my porch."
The blonde replies. " I can paint!"
He asks how much will it cost me?
She says,"How about $20 dollars?"
The man says Okay, walks into the house and returns with 4 gallons of paint and 2 brushes. "Would you like to start now?"
She replies, "yes sir!"
He goes back in the house and sure enough a half hour later is a KNOCK-KNOCK on the door.
"Sir, you bought way too much paint... and by the way that's not a Porsche, that's a Lamborghini,"
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